Stupid signs are everywhere as I have written about in the past. Here’s one from Walmart that leaves me confused:Should I enter or stand here or find another door? Is this to confuse the people of Walmart who show up at 3 o’clock in the morning in their pajamas and push each other up and down the aisles in the grocery carts? And if that is the case, what does that say about me? Let’s move on.
This next sign is more of a curiosity. Look at the bottom of the top sign:
Who voted on this? Certainly, not the folks who are in the best position to judge. More importantly, why was this a category that anyone voted on? Best pizza joint in town, I understand. What makes one cemetery better than another? If the sign read, Voted best cemetery: No zombie risings since 1936! then I would understand.
On my recent trip to Florida, however, I finally found a sign that is clear, concise, and direct:
Now, that’s a sign that makes sense!